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Hell « Result #1 Yesterday at 8:39pm »
HELL EXPLAINED
BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student.
The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely.. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... ....leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.' THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.
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BC2 Duplicate LAN IP FIX (STEAM) Port Change « Result #5 on Jul 20, 2010, 6:03pm »
Many people are experiencing issues with connecting to the same server when a friend on LAN joins up. - Go to Steam's My games menu and Right-click on the BFBC2 and select Properties.....
- From the General tab, click the Set launch options button
- Add a different client port number on each machine between 27005 and 27032 in the following format:
Code:
+clientport 270XX
(Where XX is a different number for each system - DO NOT USE 27020)
In the screen shot you can see that I used 27032 as the clientport for my machine.
After these changes all three machines should be able to access the same game server simultaneously.
« Last Edit: Jul 20, 2010, 6:09pm by Filthy_Few ♂ »
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WOW your stupid spawn protection BC2 « Result #11 on Jul 10, 2010, 9:28am »
It's pretty fuckin annoying when I'm playing in atacama desert and a tank AND AA gun are sitting there shooting me down, yet I can't go and kill them because I die automatically. Take this off or adjust it so people who shoot out of the base are set to unprotected.
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Re: Just stopping in... « Result #16 on Jun 21, 2010, 1:52pm »
Woooohoooo! Tought i would do the same thing. Hello FEW just wanted to say hello and that im alive. I have moved to Stockholm capital of Sweden working as builder. Not playing as much games but im still thinking about the clan from time to time. You can catch me @ facebook /Adsten_FEW Europeon Division Leader