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Post by HuheyGroove_Few on Dec 23, 2008 19:33:20 GMT -8
That a man who will sniff his own finger after it's been near his arse so afraid of his own semen?
Just Wondering?
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Post by Humpa_Few on Dec 24, 2008 0:17:24 GMT -8
That a man who will sniff his own finger after it's been near his arse so afraid of his own semen? Just Wondering? running out of interesting things to think about rob ??
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Post by Bubbles_Few on Dec 24, 2008 12:58:03 GMT -8
That a man who will sniff his own finger after it's been near his arse so afraid of his own semen? Once, during a university ski trip, they handed out sex tests. You started with 100 points and took one away for everything you did (e.g. masturbated, seen someone of the opposite sex naked, been in an orgy etc. etc.) and a friend of mine got the lowest score--nine points. He wasn't at all popular with the girl who was the bus prude who scored an almost impossible 86 (which barely means she'd been to a bathroom alone). Eventually he took her sheet and started to re-mark it "honestly," with the help of the bus. So she did the same with his. As she looked over his sheet, she suddenly screamed. "Oh my God! It says here you've tasted semen!"To which his reply was, "Well, it doesn't say if it was yours or someone else's." I'm still trying to figure out which one he thought we thought was worse! peace. bubs
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Post by munkyFew on Dec 24, 2008 14:54:50 GMT -8
..........i'm so lost....
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Post by HadA_Few on Dec 25, 2008 6:21:39 GMT -8
Groove your working to hard ....take a holiday Dude !
Bubbles your messed up ....Quoting out of Playboy magazine ,maybe you need a 5th job ?
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Post by Humpa_Few on Dec 25, 2008 10:34:12 GMT -8
I always thought those letters in penthouse were fake until this one time ... at a few getogether.. in mepp's tent I saw bubbles reading an old playboy and he was plagerizing himself
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Post by Bubbles_Few on Dec 25, 2008 23:02:52 GMT -8
Now I'm lost. Who quoted from Playboy?
And on a somewhat related noted, I strongly suspect not all of the letters in Penthouse are faked. And if you think 100% are, then you need a more colourful sex life! Threesomes happen because you make it known you want one. After that, your willing dates will do most of the work. Now, as for guy-guy-guy threesomes, you'll have to ask Pitt. ;-)
peace. bubs
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Post by Mechhd_Few on Dec 26, 2008 8:36:35 GMT -8
Now, as for guy-guy-guy threesomes, you'll have to ask Pitt. ;-) What's the matter Bubbles? You and Hadda not talking about it?
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Post by Bubbles_Few on Dec 26, 2008 10:16:08 GMT -8
I would Mech, but I've learned Hada likes to keep stuff like this kinda private. Just the other day he sent me some photos of himself in a wig, bra and panties and spikey red heels and I thought he looked great, but he told me to make sure no one ever saw it. I'm not sure if it was the clothes or that big pink dildo protruding from his butt that he was worried about people knowing about, but out of respect for his privates--I mean, privacy--I sure won't show anyone that photo.
peace. bubs
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Post by Humpa_Few on Dec 26, 2008 10:33:08 GMT -8
unless all the few join face book and then 8x10 glossies will get mailed out to everyone
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Post by KAZ_Few on Dec 26, 2008 16:49:12 GMT -8
I would Mech, but I've learned Hada likes to keep stuff like this kinda private. Just the other day he sent me some photos of himself in a wig, bra and panties and spikey red heels and I thought he looked great, but he told me to make sure no one ever saw it. I'm not sure if it was the clothes or that big pink dildo protruding from his butt that he was worried about people knowing about, but out of respect for his privates--I mean, privacy--I sure won't show anyone that photo. peace. bubs Thats not a private photo that is his drivers licence photo
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Post by Bubbles_Few on Dec 26, 2008 23:24:24 GMT -8
I can't wait to see Puffa's magazine cover for this one.
peace. bubs
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Post by HuheyGroove_Few on Dec 29, 2008 17:37:42 GMT -8
I'm just thinking this got WAY over-thought.
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Post by Humpa_Few on Dec 29, 2008 21:26:26 GMT -8
you started it you bum sniffing cumaphobe
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Post by Bubbles_Few on Dec 29, 2008 22:05:23 GMT -8
you started it you bum sniffing cumaphobe That is, without a doubt, the funniest fucking comeback-er, cumback--I've heard in a decade! Seriously dude, I laughed so hard when I read that! I mean; "cumaphobe?" See? I'm laughing again. peace. bubs
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Post by HuheyGroove_Few on Dec 29, 2008 22:45:58 GMT -8
I'm stealing that.....oh my lol
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Post by Synthetic on Jan 5, 2009 10:02:50 GMT -8
lawlz at cumaphobe!
I just recently learned of a word that slips my mind now, but when i didnt know what it was asked the person who had said it and they said it was "when a dude is bangin a chick, cums in her and then sucks out his own cum with his mouth" I was about to fucking puke.... (notice the seriousness because i used "fucking" instead of my usual "fuq'en")
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Post by Bubbles_Few on Jan 9, 2009 11:05:46 GMT -8
Still not as bad as "felching." Or what was the one they named after that Senator? A "Santorum?"
I want to write sketch for a comedy show where the Queen of England gets tired of the high crime rates in London and so she appoints her self Chief of Police, except the situation is unique, so she names her position, the Queef of Police.
peace. bubs
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