Post by KAZ_Few on Apr 23, 2009 9:10:40 GMT -8
-Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California
-White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
-Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
-Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
-Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
-Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
-France pleads for global help after being taken over by Lichtenstein. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
-Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
-George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
-Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
-85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
-Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
-Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year i n Mexifornia and Floruba.
-Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
-Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States
-Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.
-Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
-Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
-Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.
-New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030
-IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
-Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.
-White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
-Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
-Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
-Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
-Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
-France pleads for global help after being taken over by Lichtenstein. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
-Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
-George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
-Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
-85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
-Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
-Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year i n Mexifornia and Floruba.
-Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
-Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States
-Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.
-Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
-Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
-Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.
-New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030
-IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
-Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.
