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Post by Rusty_FoF on Apr 28, 2008 10:27:49 GMT -8
I got a joke for the few. Way is a adult male dogs life so hard? because all he dose all day long is chase pussy but by the end of the day all he gets is bitch.
LOL Rusty
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Post by skronkedafew on Apr 28, 2008 15:55:36 GMT -8
That might be funnier if you could spell
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Post by LoJack on Apr 28, 2008 17:05:41 GMT -8
Oh...shit Skronk...I thought the joke was the improper spelling. I better read it again... >.<
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Post by Rusty_FoF on Apr 28, 2008 17:06:10 GMT -8
Sorry about that I was a little fucked up when I posted it.
Why is an adult male dogs life so hard? Because all he dose all day long is chase pussy, but by the end of the day all he gets is bitch.
Let me know what you think about it, any thing from ha ha that was good to shut the fuck up and never tell that joke again.
Hang loose from Rusty
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Post by magus on Apr 28, 2008 19:40:19 GMT -8
Continue to work on your spelling"does" but at the end of the day all he gets is "a" bitch Oh and its not really that funny...
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Post by munkyFew on Apr 28, 2008 20:58:46 GMT -8
i like this one a bit better. How do you tell if a woman uses a vibrator? Her children studder xD
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Post by Humpa_Few on Apr 28, 2008 21:22:38 GMT -8
studder?? wherre is all the anal retentive spellin folk now
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Post by Rusty_FoF on Apr 28, 2008 21:40:48 GMT -8
Magus thank you for the spelling help.
Why is an adult male dogs life so hard? because all he "dose" all day long is chase pussy, but by the end of the day all he gets is a bitch.
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Post by Rusty_FoF on Apr 28, 2008 21:47:10 GMT -8
Munky that is a good one. I'm going to remember it so I can use it in the future.
Thanks
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Post by Bubbles_Few on Apr 29, 2008 10:19:18 GMT -8
Rusty, did you write that out again with the mistake on purpose? And I get crap for using words with more than 6 letters. How about these: Why did NASA send a woman into space? She weighed 40lbs less than a dishwasher. Why do people make snow men and not snow women? It takes too long to hollow out the head. That's my two cents. Laugh at what works and send me the change. peace. bubs
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Post by Mepps_Few on Apr 29, 2008 12:52:31 GMT -8
Thems funny uns Bubs! At leest fer me.
Ima hopin' that Shadow doesn't mind women folk jokes 'cuz we all knows she's smarter than the resta us and we all know Anjel does the dishes over at their house anyways. ;D
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Post by Rusty_FoF on Apr 29, 2008 15:03:45 GMT -8
The joke sounds better in person.
Hi bubs, The NASA one is good but the snow one I didn't get it. Maybe if it was "not snow women" and not "now snow women" but maybe thats the way the joke goes.
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Post by Rusty_FoF on Apr 29, 2008 15:06:17 GMT -8
Why is an adult male dogs life so hard? because all he does all day long is chase pussy, but by the end of the day all he gets is a bitch.
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Post by Bubbles_Few on Apr 29, 2008 17:01:03 GMT -8
You're right Rusty. Mistyped. Fixed now.
Remind me at the FewTogether to tell the one about Davey, the newfie in the bar. (That one has to be told to be appreciated.)
How about these? First one for our ladies:
What do you call that useless piece of skin at the end of the penis? That's the man.
And what should a man do with the extra skin around the vagina? Teach it to cook.
peace. bubs
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Post by Rusty_FoF on Apr 29, 2008 19:53:04 GMT -8
Hi bubs
That first one is a good one. I will have to tell my mom that one she would love it. The other one would most likely get me trouble with her but I bet my uncle would like it.
Thanks
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Post by Bubbles_Few on Apr 30, 2008 0:01:47 GMT -8
Congrats on your FoF tag Rusty. Keep playing well, fair, and often, and the rest should take care of itself.
peace. bubs
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Post by Rusty_FoF on Apr 30, 2008 9:55:55 GMT -8
Thanks bubs & hopefully I will have COD4 soon so I can go play with you guys & girl.
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Post by LoJack on Apr 30, 2008 17:00:48 GMT -8
I can't believe I read all this...I want that time back...NOW!
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Post by Humpa_Few on Apr 30, 2008 18:06:20 GMT -8
ok who grewup under powerlines hands please
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Post by ---@1--- on Apr 30, 2008 18:10:49 GMT -8
LOL Lojack ! That's only funny to me because that's what happened to me
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