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Post by Mepps_Few on Apr 29, 2008 8:50:55 GMT -8
I've recently noticed quite a distinct separation between Bubbles' linguistic skills and the bastardized English practiced by the many "NASCAR Fan" types that populate our clan. In an attempt to create communication efficiencies between Bubbles and other clan members and to allow Bubbles the opportunity to better familiarize himself with the "Red-Neck-Trailer-Park-Living" culture, I'm instituting:
The Red-Neck Wurd of the Day!
Today's word:
DID = DEAD
adjective: Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, Jim."
Feel free to add yer own Red-Neck wurds. We're all in this together if we ever want to lower Bubbles' English language standards to our level! We've only got a few short months to accomplish this or else Bubbles will be unnecessarily subjected to a lot of "huh?s" and "eh?s" at the upcoming Get-Together.
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Post by Bubbles_Few on Apr 29, 2008 10:24:25 GMT -8
That's hilarious. Sorry. Rewrite:
HA!
Wait. Maybe that's too wordy. How about:
;D
I've always liked Reintarnation. That's when a hillbilly gets reincarnated. But that's a bit long....
I look forward to my ejumacation.
peace. bubs
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Post by Synthetic on Apr 30, 2008 6:07:51 GMT -8
oughtenta
"He oughtenta be using an that thar snyper ryfle"
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Post by PuffA_Few on Apr 30, 2008 7:21:02 GMT -8
Here are a view more:
HEIDI - noun. Greeting.
HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.
Usage: Heidi, hire yew?
BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck and I ain't herd from him in munts."
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Post by Bubbles_Few on Apr 30, 2008 10:16:35 GMT -8
So far I be gitstin it. By the meet I should be talkin clar.
peace. bubs
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Post by Mepps_Few on Apr 30, 2008 12:13:30 GMT -8
Sum mur wurds fer ya ta ponder Bubbs:
RANCH - noun. A tool.
Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
FAR - noun. A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far."
BAHS - noun. A supervisor.
Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Redneck words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!"
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Post by munkyFew on Apr 30, 2008 13:16:19 GMT -8
Usetacude: should be stated as "Used to be able"
"I usetacude go fishin' in old man thibidoux's pond befour he got that carnfounded gard dog."
I have alot more considering I live down here where that crap originated from but i'm too lazy to type out definitions and shit.
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Post by ---@1--- on Apr 30, 2008 18:27:25 GMT -8
See Mepps dat's wore I git al skrewed ep !
En Kanadia it might be:
DID = DEAD
adjective: Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, Jim."
Dwn en deez pardz tis:
DED= DED
Fancey pants ward: Den a door nob
Nudder Fancey pants ward: " I kil U Ded"
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Post by Mepps_Few on May 1, 2008 8:07:14 GMT -8
This un kills me (did)!
RETARD - Verb. To stop working.
Usage: "MechHD will be retard inna cuppla yars at age 65."
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Post by Mepps_Few on May 2, 2008 0:40:13 GMT -8
Oh...and Bubbs, fer the record wur not all just about usin' fancy pants werds and such. Some of the more upity Few types hopes to one day own a manshun like thisun:  |
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Post by Humpa_Few on May 2, 2008 5:59:22 GMT -8
lord tunderin jesus buy wot al dis bout
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Post by HaKKa_Few on May 2, 2008 9:44:32 GMT -8
Oh...and Bubbs, fer the record wur not all just about usin' fancy pants werds and such. Some of the more upity Few types hopes to one day own a manshun like thisun:  |
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Post by PuffA_Few on May 2, 2008 17:50:53 GMT -8
Application form to become an official Redneck
Name:_____________________________
Nickname:________________________________
CB Handle:______________________________
Address (RFD No.)_____________--_________________________
Daddy (if unknown, list 3 suspects):____________________________________
Mamma:___________________________________
Neck Shade:_________Light Red _________Medium Red __________Dark Red
Number of teeth exposed in full grin: Upper_______ Lower________
Name of Pickup owned:________________________
Height of Truck________________
Truck equipped with:
Gun Rack ______4-Wheel Drive ______Confederate Flag _______
Cassette Deck ______Load of Wood ______Hijacker Shocks _______Radar Detector ______
Mag Wheels ______Dual CB Antennas _______Spittoon ______Camper Top ______
Air Horns _______Mud Flaps ______Toothpick Holder ______Mug-Grip Tires _______
Racoon Hide ______Big Dog
Number of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed of pickup:_________
BUMPER STICKERS:
Eat More Possum _____My other car is a piece of shit too _____Honk if you're horny _____
If you ain't a cowboy you ain't shit _____Redman Chewing Tobacco _____Wave if you're horny ___
Define the following (must be 90% correct):
1. Grits 6. Sawmill Gravy 11. Cobbler 16. Tater 2. Goobers 7. Turnip Salad 12. Fatback 17. Pig Skins ?. Pinto Beans 8. Shit-on-a-Shingle
13. Tote 18. Okrie 4. Collards 9. Redeye Gravy 14. Chickin' Fry 19. Shonuf ?. Sidemeat 10.Soppin' Syrup 15. Poke 20. Chitlins
Favorite Vocalist:
Reba McEntire ____Conway Twitty ____Loretta Lynn ____Hank Williams Jr. ____Randy Travis ____Ray Wylie Hubbard ____Tammy Wynette
____Slim Whitman ____Porter Wagoner ____Willie Nelson ____George Jones ____Box Car Willie
Favorite Recreation
Square Dancin' ____Possum Huntin' ____Skinny Dippin' ____Craw Daddin' ____Gospel Singin'____
4-Wheelin' ____Drankin' ____Spittin' Backy ____Bill Chip Throwin' ____Honky Tonkin' ____
Noodlin' ____Other
Name of son(s):
Bubba _______Jim Bob _______LeeRoy ______J.D.
Name of Daughter(s):
PammySue ______Violet ______Paulette _____Daisy
Weapons owned: _____Deer Rifle _____Sawed-off Shotgun _____Varmit Rifle _____Log Cabin _____Tire Iron _____Power Chain Saw
_____Pick Handle _____Hick'ry Switch
Number of Dogs:_____ Type:_____Blue Tick ______Black & Tan _______Beagle _______Bird Dawg >
Cap Emblem: _____John Deer _____McCullock Chain Saws _____Budweiser _____Vo-Tech _____Skoal _____Coors _____NAPA _____Smile
If You're Not Wearing Underwear
Number of Dependants: _______Legal _______Claimed
Number of Weeks Unemployed:__________
Number of Welfare Checks Received:_________
Memberships:
KKK ___NRA ___Moose ___PTL Club ___AA ___Bass Club ___VFW ___Quiltin' Bee ___American Legion ___ United Sons and Daughters
of the Confederacy ___John Birch Society
Length of Right Leg:__________
Length of Left Leg:___________
Does your truck contain some part painted the official state color of Primer Red?Yes ___No___
How many cars do you have jacked up on blocks in your front yard?__________
How many kitchen appliances will you keep on your front porch?__________
Will you wear mostly double-knit polyester pants with snags?________
Do you own any shoes? _____Yes _____No If yes, how many?_________
What year did you last purchase shoes?_________
Are you married to any of the following: _______Sister _______Cousin ________Sow
Do you know her name? _____________
Does your wife weigh more than your pickup?_________
Can you sign your name and get the spelling right every time?___________
Have you ever stayed sober for a whole weekend?__________
If so, why?_______________________________________________________________
Can you count: Past 10 with your shoes on?___________________ To 21 with your fly up?_________________
Do you know any words that have more than 4 letters?______________
Have you ever had more than one bath in a week?_______________
Medical Information:
Do you have at least two of the following:
BO ____Crabs ____Head Lice _____Rabies ____Trench Mouth _____Runny Nose _____Bad Breath ____Chafing
IF YOUR APPLICATION IS TURNED DOWN, YOU MAY BE STILL QUALIFY TO ATTEND AUBURN UNIVERSITY. THEIR STANDARDS ARE SLIGHTLY
LOWER.
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Post by Synthetic on May 3, 2008 6:35:49 GMT -8
LMAO! Hakka that pic is great. WoW, Vert looks really young in that one.
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Post by Bubbles_Few on May 3, 2008 10:27:48 GMT -8
That's hilarious Puff. Where did you find that?
peace. bubs
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Post by Mepps_Few on May 4, 2008 18:17:01 GMT -8
Oh, and look!......Sir Anheuser with a beer in hand! What a rare occasion that must have been!
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Post by HuheyGroove_Few on May 5, 2008 9:36:16 GMT -8
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT QUIT TAKING PICTURES OF MY ESTATE!
Fuck all of you. I don't like to turn right, and I don't like that glass taste of fancy wines.
But I can spells just fine....
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Post by Mepps_Few on May 6, 2008 14:23:42 GMT -8
Taday's wurd is: RATS = RIGHTS
noun. Entitled power or privilege.
Usage: "We Few are willing to fight for out rats."
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Post by Mepps_Few on May 7, 2008 7:44:29 GMT -8
Hey bubs! If ya see Few-types ridin' bikes like this un, it's probly Filthy, Furface or maybe Humpa  |
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Post by Bubbles_Few on May 7, 2008 10:58:53 GMT -8
Wow. That thing is bolted together! Around my parts, we carve them out of one piece of wood.
peace. bubs
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